Lean to the Left, Lean to the Right...

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....stand up, sit down, FART FART FART! That's some kind of old military or sports song I think haha but with a variation in the lyrics!
Anyway, I did it AGAIN! I ate too much MEAT and am having painful loud smelly farts, and I lift my ass and lean to the side every time I rip one cuz you guys keep asking me to do that LOL. Lots of big ones, some nasty bubbly ones, rumblers, and a scene with I think 7 or 8 consecutive farts! What the hell is wrong with me?
I was farting so much I was getting tired and had to lie down to take a nap hahaha!
INCLUDES: PAINFUL FARTS, STINKY FARTS, ASS LIFTING, HUGE FARTS

Spicy Asian Jean Farts

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Uggghhhhhhh why do I do this to myself so often? I eat so much MEAT and it blocks me up and then I have the nastiest farts and bonus, in my tight light-colored jeans! Anyway, bet you guys didn't know I am half Vietnamese! These farts were so rank because I ate literally a pound of Vietnamese BBQ meat the night before (it's called thit nuong)...I got so backed up it was PAINFUL! Watch me in my sexy jeans rip big stinking fart after fart! I even SHART in my pants...I thought it was going to be a normal fart but it tourned out to be really wet!
INCLUDES JEAN FARTS, STINKY FARTS, PAINFUL FARTS, TIGHT JEANS, GIRL FARTS, TOILET ACCIDENT, ACCIDENT IN PANTS, TOILET ACCIDENT

Painful Chili Con Carne Jean Farts

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NASTY painful jean farts!!! Yay!
I hosted an American meal at my underground restaurant yesterday, serving the original recipe chili con carne. That means only beef, beans, chili, onions and garlic. SO lots of fiber along with lots of gut-blocking meat for weird result of painful, stinky, sharp farts. They hurt SO bad I thought my butthole would break! Ugh and the odor was just out of control!!!! PLUS I am wearing my sexxxy light colored jeans that you guys are loving in my 'other' kind of videos ;O)
As usual, I have amazing gas and there are multiple farts per scene. There must be 40 or so farts in this clip! And I know my neighbor must have heard me, as I heard his TV and my farts were way louder than that!
INCLUDES: JEAN FARTS, JEANS, TIGHT PANTS, CAMEL TOE, PAINFUL FARTS, STRAINING, DESPERATION