Friday, February 13, 2015

Gassy, Horny, Lonely: Farting & Pussy Playing


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Booohooo me! Once again I haven't seen my boyfriend in 3 days and you know me....I need some hard dick at least twice a day to stay sane! I feel so lonely!
But at the same time I have really bad gas when I feel the need to please my pussy, so I decided to let you share the moment of fart + masturbation with me. Since my boyfriend doesn't like farts, I feel ok sharing my intimate time with you since at least he wouldn't like it anyway! hahahaha
I do appreciate you so much, that you get off on my farts! I love to rip ass and it makes me happy that my special talents are not wasted!
There are only 3 different scenes in this clips but I swear each clip has 6 to 10 farts!!!! SO MANY FARTS in this clip LOL. I did eat a burger & fries one of the days before so I think that would explain at least one of the bad farts days. The other, I don't know, I just ate pasta with ratatouille and parmesan. I guess it doesn't matter what I eat, I am just naturally a fart machine :O)

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Hella Tight Jeans Farts!


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Yes, that's how my people from Northern California say it! HELLA! LOL
Anyway, it's colder than a well-digger's ass here in Lyon, so I am keeping my tooter at home and staying warm in my tight-as-hell ASOS skinny jeans! I bought these when I was still only 40 little kilos in the hospital :O( but even though I have gained 7 kilos, they still fit. Though VERY TIGHTLY!!!
And to keep me extra warm, I keep farting like a crazy woman and all that hot stanky gas feels so cozy as it stays stuck in the ass of my tight jeans. My ass looks scrumptious, you are going to love it!
I am just at home trying to gt started on my next painting, talking to my friend on the phone (I totally fart while he is on the phone LOL), trying to write down my dream from last night...normal stuff hehe.
Lots of multiple farts in each scene, you know I love to spoil you ;O)
CONTAINS: JEANS FARTS, TIGHT PANTS FARTS

Sunday, January 18, 2015

I'll Rub It Until It Farts


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LOL that's an old PJ Harvey lyric, 'I'll rub it/until it/hurts.' But I changed it :OP
That's pretty much it...I am extra horny these past few days because my boyfriend lives in Switzerland and I live in France and we haven't seen each other in 4 days...so no humping!!! Waaaaahhh! But he doesn't know I always have raunchy loud farts so he can't enjoy me like you guys do.
ANYWAY. So I am horny and record myself rubbing my little clit, teasing it, and farting away like mad while I do it! Pretty much EVERY scene has MULTIPLE FARTS so you know your pal Peteuse likes to give you value ;O)
Some total HONKERS in this clip, OMG! I don't hold back my bad gas at all, but I do hold back from cumming for several days until the very last scene. And coincidentally there are about a MILLION loud farts in that last scene. You are going to love it! I had so much fun making this video hehehee.

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Fart Slave Trapped in Plastic Wrap


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Ooooh I am a diabolical little farter :O) I trapped my poor little teddy bear fart slave against my asscrack by sealing him in with plastic wrap! And today I have extra bad gas maybe because I am a bit sick? Who knows?! Anyway, little fella is trapped there unable to move, to escape, to take a breath of fresh air. Am I mean? In all the scenes there are multiple farts, so a lot of farts for the price! Poor teddy bear also turned a little more brown than he was at the beginning ;O) Want me to wrap your head against my ass with plastic wrap? No escape, mister! <3 And I must say, my hair looks great in this clip LOL Includes: facefarts, face farting, ass smothering, smothering, face sitting

Taste My Farts!


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I woke up 2 days in a row with baaaad gas....the kind that smell horrible because you have to go to the toilet! I want you to open your mouth and try to guess what I ate for dinner those two nights based on how my farts taste :O) Open wide and let the flavor and odor fill your mouth. My sexy bare ass in all these scenes will make you so hard....as well as the many scenes with multiple long loud farts in them! Then I finally show you what I ate for dinner....did you guess right? How about a dinner date where I eat something super gassy and then you just eat my farts? HAHAHAAA

Friday, January 9, 2015


Hi fellas! I have been having fun making videos when I have the time, trying out different types of sexy pants and farting on new found objects like my HO Chi Minh statue I bought in Vietnam LOL! Check them all out at my CLIPS4SALE STORE! Here are the screenshots plus a FREE SAMPLE VIDEO below:

Click here for free video: Tight Gold Shiny Leggings Facefarts

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Abusing My Tiny Mail Order Fart Slave
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Jean Facefarts on a Communist (yes, a Ho Chi Minh statue! :OP)
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Saturday, January 3, 2015

Wedding Day Gift Panty Poop in SPANISH / Cagada en Mis Bragas Para Nuestra Boda en Español


IN SPANISH / En Español now available directly from me at peteusefarts@gmail.com or here: SCATSHOP
***English description first / Detalles en español debajo de la descripcion en inglés***
Transcript available in English / Transcription disponible en francés.
This is a custom video I made for a very sweet fan in South America <3 I do NOT say his name.
It's the day before our wedding, and I love you so much that I want to give you your favorite thing ever for our special day! Yes, you want my big sexy poop in a pristine pair of white panties so you can smell and savor it so you can always be with your bride!
Watch as I struggle a bit as it hurts my tummy….my big shit is a little stubborn and take a minute to finally squish out of my ass. you hear a nice crackling noise in there….HOT!!!! My precious wedding day gift fills up my innocent white panties, just like you wished, my love!
Then I take my panty off to show you your special souvenir of the day we will be married!

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Hice un vidéo personalizado para un gran 'fan' de Sudamerica! <3 No menciona su nombre.
Lo siento si hago muchos errores...hace mucho tiempo que no he hablado español!

Es el dia antes nuestro boda, mi amor! Tengo mucha ganas de darte el regalo de tu vida…si….tu sabes lo que es!!! Pues te dejo me miras haciendo una cagada en mis bragas bien puras y blancas. Con ese regalo siempre estaras con tu mujer, para olerme, gustarme…..es un regalo de amor!
Mirame cuando comienzo a cagar…owwww me duele mucho esta presion pero finalmente el caca comienza a llenar mis bragas. hehehe Hice una empanada grande en mis calcetines :OP Es un delicioso bocadillo para una boda, no?
Tambien durante unos momentos se puede entender el ruido my sexy del caca que sale de mi hueco…suena como cuando se frie las papas hehehe!
Al fin, te muestro tu regalo bien empaqueado en mis bragas….disfrutelo bien para nuestra dia de boda!